I believe

I believe...

That socks and sandals should not be worn together

That Santa Claus is a pedophile

That Law School grades are randomly assigned

That Rocky V never happened

That you shouldn't wear lifting gloves in the gym unless you can bench 1.5 times your body weight.

That Katie Holmes was blackmailed into a relationship with Tom Cruise, and that I still have a shot with her.

That the second half of Spider Man 3 will suck.

That the Office is funny, but House is funnier.

That Lost is still the best show on TV.

That Jack dies in the season finale.

That the Padres have a shot at the post season even though they have mediocre hitting and no lefties on the pitching staff.

That Curt Schilling's sock did have blood on it.

That Lemony Snickett failed to answer any significant questions with the last book.

That professional golf is 100X more interesting to watch than NASCAR

That anything is worth watching if watching in Hi-Def.

That Hillary Clinton must not be allowed to become President.

There will never be peace with Iran.

That Decker was a replicant.

That Ultimate fighting and MMR will replace Boxing.

That A-Rod will begin a steady implosion in July and August.

That Brady will win another Super Bowl before Peyton Manning.

That Justice Scalia is funnier than Justice Kennedy.

That Ginsburg makes up the law to fit her own beliefs.

That Bono writing a spider man musical is a bad idea.