I have only one thing to say to my Professors. It's time to replace whatever Ouija Board you guys are using to come up with grades. Yours is clearly broken. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
Ouija Boards are probably more efficient. If the professors actually had to grade final exams, then they would have to be paid $20,000 more per year. We would have to higher tuition, etc. The Ouija boards are actually saving me money as a student. hooray!
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So I take it law school is treating you well.
As a public school teacher, I must defend the use of Ouija Boards for grading purposes - The Magic 8 Ball just doesn't give enough information.
Nice of you to write again.
Ouija Boards are probably more efficient. If the professors actually had to grade final exams, then they would have to be paid $20,000 more per year. We would have to higher tuition, etc. The Ouija boards are actually saving me money as a student. hooray!
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